May 10, 2006

METAVERSE

Give me my Metaverse now. The product is equipped with a pair of liquid crystal display (LCD) screens, roughly the size of a human pupil _ 4.2 millimeters by 4.8 millimeters _ in both lenses. “Weighing just 2 grams each, this micro LCD would be the world’s smallest and lightest screen available. The weight of the video glasses would be also fine at 58 grams,” Kowon vice president Park Hong-tae said. Park continued Kowon did not compromise the all-important visual quality to minimize the display size because the miniature screen features programs at 320X240 pixels resolution, similar to that of digital multimedia broadcasting (DMB). “We attempted to make MSP-209 users feel they are watching a 32-inch TV at two meters away, with our miniature LCD embedded into glasses,” Park said. |link via Engadget| Korean broadcasting on demand is so far ahead of ours that they are getting ready to pipe it right into your glasses. These sets are supposed to retail for around 200 bucks. 200 bucks. Goddamnit.
May 8, 2006

DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE BABY WHOS HEAD CAME OFF?

You probably shouldn’t read this post. (01:25:59) Kirk Fisher: did i tell you about the baby whos head came off? (01:26:10) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: um, no (01:26:21) Kirk Fisher: i was working in L&D on thursday night (01:26:40) Kirk Fisher: and there was a prem delivery (01:26:46) Kirk Fisher: and the baby was low on 02 (01:26:53) Kirk Fisher: and the doctor tried to pull on its head (01:26:56) Kirk Fisher: and the head came off (01:27:11) Kirk Fisher: and they had to take the woman to surgery (01:27:14) Kirk Fisher: to do a dnc (01:27:21) Kirk Fisher: to get the rest of the baby’s body out (01:28:08) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: holy shit. like it detached? or it just dislocated? (01:28:20) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: did they get it back on? did it survive? (01:28:26) Kirk Fisher: came off. completely (01:28:28) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: jesus fucking god (01:28:30) Kirk Fisher: no, it died (01:28:51) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: wha.. how does that even happen? (01:29:03) Kirk Fisher: no idea (01:29:12) Kirk Fisher: evidently the doctor hadn’t seen that happen before either (01:29:22) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: poor woman (01:29:27) Kirk Fisher: but another doctor who came later told us that he’d heard of that before (01:30:20) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: was it dead before that happened, or was it that that killed it? (01:30:40) Kirk Fisher: it probably would have died anyway (01:30:48) Kirk Fisher: but it was still barely alive (01:30:56) Kirk Fisher: its o2 was way down (01:31:24) Kirk Fisher: so it actually died from the decapitation (01:32:03) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: well thanks for the bedtime story (01:32:39) Kirk Fisher: yeah, i thought you’d like it
May 8, 2006

GEHLEN AND THE MACHINE

Another installment of my far from regular series of philosophers and their discussion of technology. You can see previous installments here. This time: Arnold Gehlen, from Man in the Age of Technology (1957). The following is from the first chapter of this book, entitled “Man and Technique”. Gehlen uses the German term ‘Tecknik’ (translated as ‘technique’) in much the same way Heidegger uses the term ‘technology’, to include both our tools and machines, and our various scienfitic and engineering methods and procedures that help us organize and structure our environment. If by technique we understand the capacities and means whereby man puts nature into his own service, by identifying nature’s properties and laws in order to exploit them and to control their interaction, clearly technique, in this highly general sense, is part and parcel of man’s very essence. It truely mirrors man– like man himself it is clever, it represents something intrinsically improbable, it bears a complex and twisted relationship to nature. … Like man, [technique] is inventive, resourceful, life-fostering and at the same time life-destroying, involved with primeval nature in a complex relationship. Technique constitutes, as does man himself, nature artificelle. … Scientific research employs ever-new technical devices; nature is forced open through technique. The scientist much reach an understanding with the technician, for each problem is defined by the not-yet-available equipment required to solve it. Advances in theoretical physics, for instance, depend no less upon electronic computers than upon the brains of physicists. … The fascination with automatisms is a prerational, transpractical impulse, which previously, for millennia, found expression in magic– the technique of things and processes beyond our senses– and has more recently found its full realization in clocks, engines, and all manner of rotating mechanisms. Whoever considers from a psychological viewpoint the magic which cars exercise […]
May 8, 2006

FOR THE RECORD

From the OED: obsolescence, n. 1. a. The process or fact of becoming obsolete or outdated, or of falling into disuse. b. spec. The process whereby or state at which machinery, consumer goods, etc., become obsolete as a result of technological advances, changes in demand, etc. Cf. planned obsolescence s.v. PLANNED ppl. a. 2. 2. Biol. and Med.a. The gradual disappearance or atrophy of an organ or part; persistence of an organ, tissue, etc., without function or activity; (also) spec. the penultimate stage in the evolutionary loss of a character, or in the extinction of a species.
May 8, 2006

PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE

As some of you know, I’ve been working on a theory of obsolescence. I dont have it very well developed, but I’ve been talking about it, if only to spread around the fact that I am working on it now, lest I be credited as a copycat after someone else comes out with a fully developed theory. In any case, this topic will probably take more space on this blog as I get around to filling the theory out and work on the details. In the mean time, you might want to listen to this podcast: The Leonard Lopate Show interviews Giles Slade (mp3) If human history reserves a privileged place for the Egyptians because of their rich conception of the afterlife, what place will it reserve for the people who, in their seeming worship of convienence and greed, left behind mountains of electronic debris? Its a really interesting interview, and discusses the rise of planned obsolescence in consumer culture, the role of women and Sputnik in legitimizing the practice, and the future of technological waste. Slade just published a book, Made to Break: Technology and Obsolescence in America, which I just ordered and am looking forward to reading over the summer. It deals mainly with the consumer aspects of obsolescence, so I think my philosophical theory is safe. For now.
May 6, 2006

THE ROBITS HAVE ARRIVES

Thats right, the robits. From New Scientist: ‘Baby’ robot learns like a human The robot consists of a one-armed torso with a pair of cameras for eyes and a grasping hand. It has an in-built desire to physically experiment with objects on the table in front of it and an ability to assess different forms of interaction and learn from mistakes. If the robot fails to grasp an object securely, for example, it remembers and tries a differently strategy next time. One unbidden skill developed by Babybot was the ability to roll a bottle across its table. You can see video of the little guy in action here and here (right click, save as). He’s pretty damn cool, and the way he moves is really quite child-like. I love the way you can track his line of sight. By the way, I hope the term ‘robit’ gets picked up (and attributed to me) because ‘Robocub’ is dreadful. edit: I should comment on this as well- “The idea is fantastic,” says Steve Grand, founder of UK robotics research company Cyberlife Research, who has also worked on simple learning robots. “It’s the only way you can research the development of intelligence or artificial intelligence.” However, Grand believes fundamental differences between the human brain and computers used to control learning robots like Babybot may mean that such machines can never become as intelligent as us. What he means, of course, is that the robot can never become intelligence like us. Of course the bot is already intelligently engaged with its toys, though it isn’t really that smart or sophisticated about it. Turing said over 50 years ago was that the path to machine intelligence was to develop child-like machines that can learn like humans, and this shows we are well on our way […]
May 5, 2006

MEAT MACHINE

They’re made out of meat This is a short film based on a short sci-fi story by Terry Bisson. I ran across this story in Andy Clark’s book Mindware. This is a pretty good adaptation. edit: damn it, I can’t do the youtube embed thing because the coding on this page is completely fubar.
May 2, 2006

BACK TO BASICS

Alright, I’ve been sitting on my ass for too long. If I’m going to be serious about procrastinating, then I’m going to put some effort into it goddamnit. Time to get back to what I do best: talking about robots. The talking robotic doll tells its owner how much it loves her and welcomes her home when she walks back into the house. The majority of buyers are retired women who live alone. “Many elderly people buy these dolls, they think the dolls are actual grandsons and granddaughters,” says Yuko Hirakawa from Tomy. “You can speak to the doll and she will tell you she loves you so much. If you hold the doll, the weight is the same weight as a small infant.” Apparently, it provides comfort for lonely women who hold it in their arms. |link| The only thing creepier than that doll’s soulless eyes is the BBC’s blunt way of talking about the elderly. And for something completely different: Dr Will Browne, of Reading’s School of Systems Engineering, together with Professor Ian Postlethwaite and Dr Liqun Yao (Leicester), created the system that fuses the human and computer knowledge of a rolling mill and uses that combined understanding to produce high quality plates of aluminium – potentially saving manufacturers millions of pounds. … Knowledge elicitation involves establishing important facts and heuristics (rules of thumb) from plant experts, whereas data mining is the process of analysing data, often using advanced artificial intelligence techniques, in order to identify patterns or relationships. ‘The fusion of these two techniques produced an expert system that successfully rolled aluminium plate without significant shape defects’, said Dr Browne.|link| To all the doubters, I ask: why isn’t this genuine collaboration? Why are you so compelled to insist that this expert system doesn’t understand anything except metaphorically?
May 2, 2006

INTERNET TIME

Rep. Ed Markey formally introduced the Network Neutrality Act of 2006 today. Read the whole thing here. Mr. Speaker, from the beginning of Internet time until August of 2005, the Internet’s nondiscriminatory nature was safeguarded from being compromised by Federal Communications Commission rules that required nondiscriminatory treatment by telecommunications carriers. In other words, no commercial telecommunications carrier could engage in discriminatory conduct regarding Internet traffic and Internet access because it was prohibited by law. In August of 2005, however, the Federal Communications Commission re-classified broadband access to the Internet in a way which removed such legal protections. And how did the industry respond to this change? Just a few weeks after the FCC removed the Internet’s protections, the Chairman of then-SBC Communications made the following statement in a November 7th Business Week interview: “Now what they [Google, Yahoo, MSN] would like to do is use my pipes free, but I ain’t going to let them do that because we have spent this capital and we have to have a return on it. So there’s going to have to be some mechanism for these people who use these pipes to pay for the portion they’re using. . . .” … Do we really have to wait till these corporate giants divide and conquer the open architecture of the Internet to make that against the law? These telephone company executives are telling us that they intend to discriminate in the prioritization of bits and to discriminate in the offering of “quality of service” functions – for a new fee, a new broadband bottleneck toll – to access high bandwidth customers, we cannot afford to wait until they actually start doing that before we step in to stop it. You can read the actual content of the bill here. If you care about […]
May 1, 2006

THE AWFUL FUTURE

SA forum member echobucket threw together this vision of what a tiered internet would look like. shudder
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