February 8, 2007

DON’T ASK

Booty Booty
February 1, 2007

A SUPERIOR LIFE FORM

New thread in D&D about a recent Forbes article on Network Neutrality. During the discussion, various analogies were thrown around: highways, telephone networks, classified ads, etc. Forum Superstar LaFarga issued the following challenge: All analogies for computer technology suck and people need to stop using them. If you can’t explain the situation without an analogy then you don’t fucking understand it properly in the first place… When everybody in this thread can agree what the best analogy for the internet is, let me know. My response is worth archiving here: Here’s the best analogy: John Carpenter’s The Thing. No, wait, hear me out. The Internet was built by ARPA for a very clear reason: they needed a communications network that was plastic and dynamic and could still operate under sustained heavy damage. Even if you knock out one or two central servers, network traffic could still flow end-to-end. As long as the network is still coherent (that is, as long as there is some connection between the end points), then your communications network was still operational. In other words, the internet is built the way it is in order to be almost impossible to kill. The solution to this problem is IP, the internet protocol. The key to IP is that it is dumb as rocks. A packet only knows its desitnation, but it doesn’t give a damn how it gets there. It is up to the network to determine the path between endpoints, and with a sufficiently connected network, there are always tons of paths to take. The upshot is that there are no preferred paths between end users, so if you kill some paths, there are always alternates available. This is absolutely essential to the way the internet works. And its just like The Thing. The Thing contains […]
February 1, 2007

INFERNAL MACHINE

You may have heard of the ‘bomb scare‘ in Boston last night over the imminent threat of a Mooninite attack. While the situation is both hilarious and depressing, the law that the Mooninites violated is also pretty funny: (b) For the purposes of this section, the term “hoax device” shall mean any device that would cause a person reasonably to believe that such device is an infernal machine. For the purposes of this section, the term “infernal machine” shall mean any device for endangering life or doing unusual damage to property, or both, by fire or explosion, whether or not contrived to ignite or explode automatically. For the purposes of this section, the words “hoax substance” shall mean any substance that would cause a person reasonably to believe that such substance is a harmful chemical or biological agent, a poison, a harmful radioactive substance or any other substance for causing serious bodily injury, endangering life or doing unusual damage to property, or both. So yes, a lite brite is now an ‘infernal machine’. 9/11 changed everything. Also: 70’s haircuts.
January 29, 2007

THE CARESS OF A ROBOT ARM

Eh, one more combo post for the night. Click both links for video. Robotic arm rides, 5 cents (Engadget) Also via Engadget: A Tiny Robotic Hand (Technology Review) “It is the world’s smallest robotic hand, and [it] could be used to perform microsurgery,” says Chang-Jin Kim, the lead researcher at UCLA, who says the device is safe for biological applications. Since it runs on gas pressure instead of electricity, it can be used in both dry and wet environments. The “microhand” measures one millimeter across when closed into a fist. It consists of four “fingers,” each of which is made from six silicon wafers, with polymer balloons doing the work of “muscles” at the wafers’ joints.
January 29, 2007

NOT THAT THERE HASN’T BEEN THINGS TO TALK ABOUT

Of course. The world goes on even when you aren’t paying attention. Courts Turn to Wikipedia, but Selectively (NYT) When a court-appointed special master last year rejected the claim of an Alabama couple that their daughter had suffered seizures after a vaccination, she explained her decision in part by referring to material from articles in Wikipedia, the collaborative online encyclopedia. The reaction from the court above her, the United States Court of Federal Claims, was direct: the materials “culled from the Internet do not — at least on their face — meet” standards of reliability. The court reversed her decision. Oddly, to cite the “pervasive, and for our purposes, disturbing series of disclaimers” concerning the site’s accuracy, the same Court of Federal Claims relied on an article called “Researching With Wikipedia” found — where else? — on Wikipedia. … More than 100 judicial rulings have relied on Wikipedia, beginning in 2004, including 13 from circuit courts of appeal, one step below the Supreme Court. (The Supreme Court thus far has never cited Wikipedia.) In doing some background research on this article, I stumbled on this metawiki page, which is worth a look.
January 29, 2007

WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING

Disinfect the core I can beat the computer about 75% of the time. I cannot imagine that completing my prelim would be any more satisfying.
January 25, 2007

INSTAPOLL

I’ve been slacking off on this blog, but I have been seriously lacking inspiration recently. And that hasn’t changed. But people still visit the site, so I might as well put that to good use. My cat Gus is partially an outdoor cat, but I am afraid to just let him run wild lest someone thinks he is a stray and take him away. So I’d like to brand him in some way. The traditional method for branding a domesticated house pet is a collar, but he’s already gone through two collars, and Gus simply will not take to them. He’ll wear it for a day or two, and then sneak away and take it off and bury it or something, and I’ll never see it again. So I am wondering if it would be just entirely inhumane to make him wear a harness. For a demonstration of a cat harness, click here. Cat harnesses are designed to walk a cat, but I am neither foolish nor sadistic enough to actually try to walk Gus. Rather, I am starting to think that making Gus wear a harness is the only way I can ensure that a collar will stay on. Does this make me a horrible, evil person?
January 16, 2007

CHANNEL FREDERATOR IS STILL PRETTY COOL

January 11, 2007

OF THE EPIDEMICS

Hippocrates, 400 BCE 13. The greatest and most dangerous disease, and the one that proved fatal to the greatest number, was consumption. With many persons it commenced during the winter, and of these some were confined to bed, and others bore up on foot; the most of those died early in spring who were confined to bed; of the others, the cough left not a single person, but it became milder through the summer; during the autumn, all these were confined to bed, and many of them died, but in the greater number of cases the disease was long protracted. Most of these were suddenly attacked with these diseases, having frequent rigors, often continual and acute fevers; unseasonable, copious, and cold sweats throughout; great coldness, from which they had great difficulty in being restored to heat; the bowels variously constipated, and again immediately in a loose state, but towards the termination in all cases with violent looseness of the bowels; a determination downwards of all matters collected about the lungs; urine excessive, and not good; troublesome melting. The coughs throughout were frequent, and copious, digested, and liquid, but not brought up with much pain; and even when they had some slight pain, in all cases the purging of the matters about the lungs went on mildly. The fauces were not very irritable, nor were they troubled with any saltish humors; but there were viscid, white, liquid, frothy, and copious defluxions from the head. But by far the greatest mischief attending these and the other complaints, was the aversion to food, as has been described. For neither been described. For neither had they any relish for drink along with their food, but continued without thirst. There was heaviness of the body, disposition to coma, in most cases swelling, which ended in […]
December 15, 2006

MEDIA AND TECHNOLOGY

From Henry Jenkin’s Convergence Culture (2006). A bigger excerpt and (hopefully) full discussion can be found here. Almost a decade ago, science fiction writer Bruce Sterling established what he calls the Dead Media Project. As his website explains, “The centralized, dinosaurian one-to-many media that roared and trampled through the twentieth century are poorly adapted to the postmodern technological environment.” Anticipating that some of these ‘dinosaurs’ were heading to the tar pits, he constructed a shrine to “the media that have died on the barbed wire of technological change.” His collection is astounding, including relics like “the phenakistoscope, the telharmonium, the Edison wax cylinder, the stereopticon… various species of magic lantern.” Yet, history teaches us that old media never die- and they don’t even necessarily fade away. What dies are simply the tools we use to access media content- the 8-track, the Beta tape. These are what media scholars call delivery technologies. Most of what Sterling’s project lists falls under this category Delivery technologies become obsolete and get replaced; media, on the other hand, evolve. Recorded sound is the medium. CDs, MP3 files, and 8-track cassettes are delivery technologies. To define media, let’s turn to historian Lisa Gitelman, who offers a model of media that works on two levels: on the first, a medium is a technology that enables communication; on the second, a medium is a set of associated “protocols” or social and cultural practices that have grown up around that technology. Delivery systems are simply and only technologies; media are also cultural systems. Delivery technologies come and go all the time, but media persist as layers within an even more complicated information and entertainment stratum. A medium’s content may shift (as occurred when television displaced radio as a storytelling medium, freeing radio to become the primary showcase for rock […]
December 12, 2006

NO! NNNOOOOOO!!!!

December 11, 2006

ARE YOU EMBODIED?

Well, punk, are you? The apparent unanimous agreement with my position makes me suspicious that my argument somehow makes a strawman of Dreyfus’ position, but I can’t see it.
November 15, 2008

CHILLIN

November 13, 2008

GOVT 2.0

1:59 AM Steve: if applying for job with Obama Admin: (10) Writings: Please list and, if readily available, provide a copy of each book, article, column or publication (including but not limited to any posts or comments on blogs or other websites) you have authored, individually or with others. Please list all aliases or “handles” you have used to communicate on the Internet. They want all comments you posted on the intertubes – that’s insane! 12:00 PM me: um you dont understand what they are doing they are going to make government open source, user generated, wiki-enabled and open to commenting 12:01 PM govt 2.0
November 8, 2008

MY BRAIN

October 30, 2008

ROBOT CALLS ADDENDUM

October 22, 2008

ROBOCALLS

On Jay Leve, the guy behind SurveyUSA All these polls were being conducted in a bedroom-sized chamber just outside Leve’s door called “the vault,” in recognition of its actual use back when a rare-coins dealer owned the space. Leve led me inside, and pointed to a corner. “We even kept one of his safes,” he said with a smile. Leve doesn’t use the old steel safe, but the vault is still an apt name because it currently guards the workhorses of Leve’s business: a set of black IBM calling machines, each about the size of a stereo tuner and stacked horizontally in a pair of large metal cabinets. Each machine is capable of having as many as 288 phone lines plugged into its back, creating a messy tangle of multicolored wires running from the machines up into the ceiling. On a busy day, Leve explained, his machines might place a few hundred thousand calls for 30 different polls. (For this election, he is polling in 28 states.) Since Leve began conducting surveys in 1992, his machines have completed 24 million interviews. Leve, for his part, can be withering about the establishment that rejects him. He bridles at the commonly used term “robo-calling” as a label for what he does. “It could not be a more offensive term,” he says. “It literally is like using the N-word.”
October 4, 2008

POSSESSED

… and when they have observ’d, that the principal disturbance in society arises from those goods, which we call external, and from their looseness and easy transition from one person to another; they must seek for a remedy by putting these goods, as far as possible, on the same footing with the fix’d and constant advantages of the mind and body. – Hume, Treatise
October 1, 2008

A CONVERSATION WITH DAVID PESCOWITZ

If one of the fundamental problems of the technological world is the explosion of information, then it seems to me that the task of ‘sensemaking’ is a burden that must be taken up by both humans and machines. This is where the real power of human-machine collaboration lies: machines are not just tools to be used by humans, but are fellow sensemakers confronting a VUCA world alongside us. Cognitive enhancements, memory and attention drugs, and so on, look like pissing in the wind compared to the overwhelming amounts of information produced by the collective. At best, it seems that these enhancements help the individual mind focus on the information relevant to the goals and projects of the individual mind, and to mask off the unimportant or uninteresting information. Perhaps this leads to a certain amount of individual empowerment, but it still leaves mountains of (possibly relevant) data untouched, and therefore doesn’t solve the problem. Perhaps I am using the term ‘sensemaking’ to be more or less synonymous with terms like ‘interpreting’ or ‘understanding’, and maybe this isn’t exactly what you mean. But my idea is that our machines themselves will play a role in helping to determine what is important or interesting. This is why I said that Google is itself a sensemaker, because it has the goal of sorting out what is relevant and what is irrelevant. As you rightly point out, Google isn’t terribly good at the task, and the user must use their own judgment in how to make use of the results Google makes available. But Google is already good enough that even the unenhanced individual doesn’t have too much trouble, with a moderate amount of training, to make a decent judgment call. The upshot is that with the collaboration of sensemakers like Google, we have […]
August 19, 2008

THE THREE PILLARS

The eventual theoretical foundation of Internet Studies ™ combines the collapse of ontology with an integrated and consistent set of nudges and an active and self-sustaining community of spimes. Let’s call these the Three Pillars of the Internet Age. These pillars are bound together by what I will call a participatory framework. Internet studies differ from other “studies” disciplines (media studies, gender studies, etc) in that the protocols which govern the interactions between entities within a participatory framework are well-defined, and in most cases are explicit and formal (for instance, IP describes (at some level of analysis) the communication between all networked objects). Exchanges between entities within the framework are interactive, interoperable, and cooperative, and hence they are participatory. Internet studies is also far more interested with the possibilities made available by the infrastructure that supports the participatory framework, than in any particularly realization of those possibilities. For instance, Internet Studies is interested in the question, “what is a blog?”, and what kinds of communication, social organization, and information distribution possibilities that this kind of resource makes available, and is less interested in a question like “How has DKos changed the political climate in 2008?” which in some sense is merely a specific application of the more general social protocol. I’ll talk just a bit more about the three pillars below. Pillar One: Everything Is Miscellaneous Collapsing ontology (more specifically, collapsing the distinction between data and metadata) as described by Weinberger and Shirky yields a minimalist ontology that is unsustainable by human minds alone. This in itself is nothing new; we have always used external frameworks for structuring our knowledge. The organization of libraries is a paradigmatic case of using external resources (shelves, numbering systems) to help structure and support our organizational techniques. What changes with the a mature internet […]
August 19, 2008

EVERYTHING IS MISCELLANEOUS

This is really old in internet time, but I just watched it now and it is definitely worth it. David Weinberger is a philosopher by training, and tells basically the same Aristotle to Heidegger story I tell in my own class. See also: Ontology is Overrated and Information R/Evolution. Coming up: The Three Pillars of the Internet Age.
August 18, 2008

CHANGES TO THE BLOG ROLL

Futile Podcast has escaped the shackles of Blogspot and moved to its new home of Granate Seed. My sister Nikki has also started a blog chronicling the Completed Martin Family. Putting it on the Blogroll will make me check it more often.
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